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Have you ever tried to manifest joy, peace, or harmony… and accidentally unleashed a poop-flinging deity instead?

Welcome to my apartment, where every rose quartz, every happiness spell, and every intention for good vibes seems to summon the Poop Fairy—a mysterious, elusive, and utterly committed neighbor who leaves her… offerings… right at my window.

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In this hilarious, witchy memoir-meets-magical chaos, I recount:

• How I tried to create a calm, joyful home and got poop instead

• The cosmic lessons hidden in my neighbor’s fecal attacks

• The spells, crystals, and energy work that backfired in the most absurd ways

• My attempts to maintain sanity while being terrorized by a poop deity

 

Equal parts mystical misadventure and comedy, Poop at the Window is perfect for anyone who loves witchy humor, magical realism, or just needs a laugh about the absurdities life throws at you.

Pull up a chair, hide your crystals, and witness how one witch’s peaceful intentions accidentally created a poop legend...all through the view of an apartment window.

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Also available on Kindle

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Book Details:

• Length: 111 pages

• Format: Digital PDF download

• Language: English